雖然David Guetta在分享2U在短短4小時內就攻上了美國第一名
雖然小賈佔了3/5的榜😲😲
但是我還是喜歡第六名的In Case You Didn't Know 😜
真心覺得他很厲害,從棒球選手轉當歌手,第一張專輯就表現亮眼🤗🤗👍
In case you didn't know中文翻譯
http://hjk897456321.pixnet.net/blog/post/338925275-Brett%20Young%20-%20In%20Case%20You%20Didn't%20Know
2U中文翻譯
http://hjk897456321.pixnet.net/blog/post/342437233-中文歌詞翻譯David%20Guetta%20ft%20Justin%20Bieber%20-%202U
Despacito中文翻譯
http://hjk897456321.pixnet.net/blog/post/341417010-Luis%20Fonsi,%20Daddy%20Yankee%20-%20Despacito%20ft.%20Justin%20Bieber%20(Lyrics%20中文歌詞翻譯)
「in case you didn't know中文」的推薦目錄:
in case you didn't know中文 在 The Beggar in the Restaurant 乞客 Facebook 的最讚貼文
#On99好L嬲系列-提你交水費
我成日都覺得點解有人咁Lon9覺得一支支裝密封既水⋯⋯
會唔。L。洗。收。錢。呢?
即係咁⋯⋯
即使個侍應問9你:
Still OR Sparkling ?
無第三個Option俾你簡,
其實你都可以Say NO。
正如人地問Are you on9仔 or 低能仔?
你兩樣都唔L係,梗係Say NO 啦~
即使錯誤地唔想地唔L識簡地,簡L左。
人地拎支"密封"既外國牌子既水黎⋯⋯
睇起上黎好貴,個Package又貴過你平時飲開既維他水同磅啦瓜~
一定某程度上都嚇親你~都應該驚一驚
諗下:呀!屌~會唔會收9我錢嫁?
如果驚人收9你錢,應該即刻制止個侍應隻手!
問清楚人地: 仆街!咪做我喎!係咪要收9我錢嫁?
可惜,Lee個世上總有好多on9喱~
唔L知佢係想R定真心膠。
開9左人地支Sparkling,飲L哂先會講:
下!收錢既!有無搞9錯呀!
如果收錢我唔會叫囉!
又不斷屌9個侍應!
你班on9仔一開始要收錢就應該同我講啦!
好啦~係咪要咁呀?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
今集要教下大家!
#如何提醒客人支裝水需收費
『你好呀小姐,睇你個樣咁L窮!拿~我地開頭一定問9你個窮逼嫁啦!有Still 同 Sparkling 既水~都要收錢嫁!大拿拿60蚊支嫁!你俾唔俾到呀!60蚊都俾唔L到~你Lunch都叫唔L到嫁啦!你都係去OK叮杯麵啦!』
『Hello madam, Would you like to have a still or sparkling water first ? OH remember ! you need to pay for it! 60 dollars ga wor! in case you didn't bring enough money , need to remind you first ga ma ! 』
或者從源頭出發!
『小姐~有無帶錢黎食飯呀 ?你真係有錢食飯先好喎~我地真係收錢嫁~唔可以R折R飯食嫁~』
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喂大佬,
唔係人人文化水平都好似你咁低嫁。
我建議少出街食飯既人留意番~
其實問水:Still OR Sparkling
真係好基本嫁炸⋯⋯
你可能又會屌:
屌!你明明係有Tap water俾人飲!
又唔講喎!擺明做9人叫水洗錢啦!
我係咪一黎就要睇少你既消費能力先??
『呀小姐,你想要支裝有氣礦泉水,蒸餾水,定我地廚房水喉水呀!』
最搞笑係⋯⋯
我真係試過講到明用中文有3個選擇:
阿叔們都簡9左支裝水⋯⋯
仲屌9番你點解要收9佢錢⋯⋯
其實係咪真係要D侍應講到咁L明:
『你好,請問想要支裝有氣礦泉水價值港幣60元正,蒸餾水同樣價值港幣60元正,定我地廚房水喉水完全免費呢?』
再者,
你話要水喉水係你自己既要求,
我地問水選擇係餐廳既Service Standard。
我去過都算多地方旅行呀~
去當地餐廳食咁多次食飯~
我都無。聽。過。任何一間餐廳會主動問你要唔要Tap Water!
即使人地國家既水喉水清甜過香港咁多倍。
仲有你叫Tap water~
人地係會黑9你面⋯⋯
同埋,你叫加水都唔會太理9你。
有D地方你仲要行勁L遠"自己"拎水。
你會化身成下等客。
你會Feel到自己係間餐廳既地位係幾咁低。
不過呢~
香港既客人係唔知足嫁。
叫Tap Water仲好似自己係I am the new world~
加少陣水又係度嘈嘈嘈。
要熱水唔夠熱又屌9你。
又投訴你無服務呀點7樣呀!點點點~
最後,
我希望一班唔了解世界運作既朋友仔明白:
密封既支裝水係要收費嫁!
雖則,
I know you are the king,
you are the new world.
But please don't be a on9 too?
Okay?
in case you didn't know中文 在 環球膠報 Facebook 的最佳貼文
環球膠報 【原來係凶手喺警局協助調查時自爆,用whatsapp同打機朋友爆案情】喪男邊落口供 邊用手機與朋友閒談 WhatsApp group剖白殺人佈局
Whatsapp Group對話(非順時節錄):
Henry TK:「i am inside the hq of hong kong poice in wan chai,」
Group友:「Dun mess around yo
wt u do?」
Henry TK:「Watch the news」
Group友:「U kill somebody?」
Henry TK:「There r an old couple gone missing
they are my parents」
Group友:「and?」
Henry TK:「But this is not a missing person
This is a Murder case and i am involved」
Group友:「Holy fucking shit u serious...」
Henry TK:「I am saying goodbye」
Group友:「U killed yr parents?」
Henry TK:「yes 2 weeks ago 」
Group友:「u gotta be kidding me 」
... u lost me... ur involved as in u killed ur parents or u helped in doing it.. 」
Group友:「why
wtf.... 」
Group友:「Stupid to ask why...but shit...u seriously did it or yr framed?」
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Henry TK:「I did it
there r no way they give me 40 50 60 yrs, likely to be life so i planned it for half a year」
Group友:「Hope u r just fucking around...」
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Group友:「they were missing」
Henry TK:「Yes i know, everything is fine, just take care u all ok? I love u all
Coz my murdering partnet and i was planning to make it a missing person case and dump the body piece by piece
my brother want media to help」
Henry TK:「Thats why we spent a lot of effeort to conceal our crime
we r pro to make the smell of the body go away and thats why we r not caught for two weeks
But please dont try to learn this shit and i wonr disclose the method to u guys」
Group友:「Ok Henry...it was great knowning you And u had the honor to be my 2013 Valentine」
Henry TK:「If they cant find the body they cant fuck with us, the case qill take half a year, but i want to stop this
Yes gay shit ok yes
Thank u wilson and tim and ken
I will reply on my bro if he doesn't hate me, otherwise i gave arranged two friends to help me provided that my bro dont wanna fuck with me from now on」
Group友:「But honestly u shouldnt kill yr parents
They are ur parents」
Henry TK:「I am a psychopath
I cannot empathize people pain because of my experience from childhood and adolescence
for some reason i dont want them here
because of my childhood experience 」
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Group友:「ok
take care.... 」
Henry TK:「 No, Murder, and thats why i anticipate a life imprisonment」
Henry TK:「 i process emotion differently from normal person 」
Group友:「who cares if they are you parent
you didn't choose life 」
Henry TK :「 i am in the police station now but i am going to carry the police around for a while coz i need to buy time to say final goodbye to good friends 」
Group友:「does you bother know what u have done? 」
Henry TK:「i don't want to shock him yet, give him that at the last moment
coz, he will lose all 3 members of family and live alone from now on」
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Henry TK:「我準備通天,覺得佢係時候要知哂個故事」
Group友:「goodluck la 」
Henry TK:「我中文全名周凱亮, 第時我入去後
你地要探我或寫信, ok的
Thanks u very much tony」
來源:http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/news/art/20130316/18197314
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